Post by ~Captain Flint~ on Jul 7, 2008 12:58:57 GMT -4
Flinty stands up at a podium, testing a mic. When she is certain it works, she begins. Kittens, I will miss you all so much.
*crowd murmurs* Wait a second... Is she talking to us? "Kittens?" That's a little degrading.
*crowd member yells* I don't even like cats!
Flinty smiles warmly at the crowd member. But you must certainly like kittens. And it is a good thing- she says, drowning out the crowd member's insistent cry that he or she does indeed NOT like kittens either. -Because each of you are my kittens, in a way. I (role) play with you and you are each very special to me.
The crowd continues to be a little reluctant and moody.
Flinty yells, IT'S A METAPHOR, GOSH DARN IT! NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME GET TO THE POINT OF THIS THREAD!
And the crowd hushes, with only a little angry murmuring before looking up at Flint intently.
Alright, kittens, (more angry murmuring) alls I wanted to tell you was that Imma be out of town for the next three weeks. I don't have dates. Flinty needs no dates... It's three weeks from nowish. I don't know exactly... My family's dragging me on a vacation. Let's throw July 30th as the date, but I can't be positive, and I know you all will be counting the seconds, (a laugh emerges from the crowd) so don't get your hopes TOO high for the 30th.
And with that, Flinty bows and exits the stage to an abundance of tomatos.
-End Scene-
So yeah, I'll be here some this week, and then not at all until the 30th(ish). And yes, I wrote this specifically for Seven Seas... You can't just post a 3 word "See ya later" at Seven Seas... We demand more quality.
Love you all! I'll miss what little activity has been going on here.
*crowd murmurs* Wait a second... Is she talking to us? "Kittens?" That's a little degrading.
*crowd member yells* I don't even like cats!
Flinty smiles warmly at the crowd member. But you must certainly like kittens. And it is a good thing- she says, drowning out the crowd member's insistent cry that he or she does indeed NOT like kittens either. -Because each of you are my kittens, in a way. I (role) play with you and you are each very special to me.
The crowd continues to be a little reluctant and moody.
Flinty yells, IT'S A METAPHOR, GOSH DARN IT! NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME GET TO THE POINT OF THIS THREAD!
And the crowd hushes, with only a little angry murmuring before looking up at Flint intently.
Alright, kittens, (more angry murmuring) alls I wanted to tell you was that Imma be out of town for the next three weeks. I don't have dates. Flinty needs no dates... It's three weeks from nowish. I don't know exactly... My family's dragging me on a vacation. Let's throw July 30th as the date, but I can't be positive, and I know you all will be counting the seconds, (a laugh emerges from the crowd) so don't get your hopes TOO high for the 30th.
And with that, Flinty bows and exits the stage to an abundance of tomatos.
-End Scene-
So yeah, I'll be here some this week, and then not at all until the 30th(ish). And yes, I wrote this specifically for Seven Seas... You can't just post a 3 word "See ya later" at Seven Seas... We demand more quality.
Love you all! I'll miss what little activity has been going on here.
